Gnomey-Oh.. Gnomey-Oh!
Short and stout, he’s ready to take the plunge! We’re taking this unassuming gnome off the lawn and sending him where no one has gone before.
To the front hole! To the back hole! Gnomey-Oh has his hat on straight and his sights set on pleasure.. your pleasure, that is!
Don’t be afraid to let him take a dip; he’s got his goggles, trunks, and perfect diving form! From the scruff of his beard to the girth of his belly, Gnomey-Oh has you covered on texture and feel.
So why not give the short guy a chance? Just look at that face! Gnomey-Oh is determined to show you that he isn’t your garden variety slouch.